A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.
In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..
by The Realist NY August 4, 2009
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by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015
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A few weeks ago, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was accidentally reducing my trailer van into mere atoms with a tree branch. In panic, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was blaming the act on my cat because I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, an individual individually pursuing the individual goal of individually assisting individuals in achieving individuality named Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was wishing to avoid hurting my reputation. Soon, my cat was in jail and being investigated by the CIA. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was concerned for my cat and wondering if he (named Michael) would be alright, because, as it turns out, my cat Michael is a rare type of cat that is actually a human. Michael’s last name is Scott. Yes, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was owning the man from popular comedy show “The Office”, as the show was deeply tied to my childhood (specifically the part of my childhood where I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, had yet to be born) on a superficial level. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was relatively certain that my cat was going to be deported to a third-world Central American country and was being imprisoned there, perhaps being forced to do labor (unpaid). I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was worried about losing my unpaid laborer to different unpaid labor, and I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was panicking and fearful for my cat’s safety.
by Bob B. Bobberton December 10, 2025
Get the Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson mug.Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
by sigmamama January 10, 2025
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The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
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Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018
Get the smoug the don johnson mug.A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”
Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”
Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”
Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 22, 2025
Get the Johnson in the Yawn Son mug.You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.
Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012
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