Jerry the Hamburglar 

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.

Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?

Jerry the Hamburglar by Thehammatime August 16, 2021

The Hamburglar 

1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.

OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.

All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

The Hamburglar by The Hamburglar Man January 18, 2009

The Hamburglar 

see Ben Rothwell

man, did you see the shellacking Ben "The Hamburglar" Rothwell took the other day? that was brutal!

The Hamburglar by dkwrtw January 20, 2010

The Hamburdler 

Like the McDonalds “Hamburgler,” but Donald Trump’s kids knew him as “THE HAMBURDLER” because their father can’t spell “Hamburger.”

“Hey, you stole my HAMBURDERS, Donald Trump Junior! Give them back, you’re as bad as THE HAMBURDLER!”

The Hamburdler by TwittahBanned4Life June 28, 2021

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

The Hamburglar Touch by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

Browning the hamburger meat 

To take a shit

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

Browning the hamburger meat by Hamburglar69 May 31, 2016

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog 

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024