While approaching a group of females with your group of friends, sacrificing your night and volunteering to hook up with the ugly one in the group so that your friends can have fun.
by RC Collens November 14, 2003
Get the Jump on the grenade mug.An action performed by the wing man, this situation arises when the said wing man takes one for the team by hitting on the fat/ugly chick in order to help his buddy/buddies score with her hot friends, and therefore, sacrifices himself by jumping onto the grenade.
The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.
The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.
The hot chick's fat friend was successful in cock blocking me because by the time my wing man was jumping the grenade, his coverage was not sufficient enough to protect us from the explosion. Attempts in obtaining intel (phone number, email address, conversation, dancing, etc...) have been thwarted.
by Daniel Druff April 28, 2006
Get the jumping the grenade mug.In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 8, 2010
Get the Cooking The Grenade mug.To sacrafice yourself by feigning interest in the hot girl's/guy's fat/ugly/annoying friend. Generally done while going out with a group of people, as it would be senseless to fall on the grenade solo.
see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.
see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.
Rupert: Thanks for taking the grenade last night, man. It was totally sweet hooking up with that really hot girl. How was hooking up with her ugly friend?"
Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.
Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.
by cosmo October 8, 2004
Get the take the grenade mug.This fat fucking bitch was runnin' intereference on my boy, and I had to jump on that nasty ass grenade. Luckily, she sucked a mean dick
by biggle January 31, 2003
Get the jump on the grenade mug.Hot chicks always hang out in groups. There is always one she-beast in a group of hot chicks. That's the grenade. The grenade's job is to cock block for her hot friends... if the grenade ain't gettin love, the hot chicks ain't either!
by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004
Get the fall on the grenade mug.When you're at a party and an ugly chick hits on your friend and you hit on her in order to save him.
by hugachick July 3, 2009
Get the Falling on the grenade mug.