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Jeremy the Germ

by Pickle mickle April 2, 2019
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Herman the German

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.
I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.
by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022
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The German Empire

A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War
Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK
by PonianYoutube July 21, 2020
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The German Nose Bleed

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.
Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!
by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009
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worm with the germ

a not unwormlike penis infected with HIV
Watch out Geraldine, word is he's packin' a worm with the germ
by thebear69 July 27, 2010
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The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it
the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad
by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009
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The German Suplex Maneuver

A masturbation method that involves bending your whole body in an arch to show that your genitals have maximum superiority than any other organ of your body. Then when you're about to climax, jump straight up and yell out "BLITZKRIEEEEEG" To show the world your German Justice.
"Totally used the German Suplex Maneuver on my girl last night, She was so insane when I spewed my German Justice"
by Blitzkrieeeg March 14, 2016
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