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The Four Whoresmen

A sexual act that plays upon the popular biblical phrase 'The Four Horseman of the Apocolypse' and which involves four men and a whore; although she could very-well be a girlfriend, mistress, or wife but really it's more than likely going to be a whore...or a pornstar. Anyway, the four men and the whore gather together in a seedy hotel room where she assumes the doggystyle position parallel to the foot of the bed so that her ass hangs out over one side. Then, one man will lay underneath her and enter her vagina, while another man will stand behind her and enter her anus, while still yet another man will stand at the other end of the bed and enter her mouth, while finally the last man will stand at the foot of the bed and place his dick in her hand. The woman will then balance herself using her one remaining hand and arm to keep herself steady as the four men begin to ride her in a scene that could very well usher in the Apocolypse' of mankind.
Steve: Hey Matt! Rich, Bill, and I are are one guy for our foursome...what do you say are you available this afternoon?
Matt: Hey Steve, sounds great I have been itching to get out on the links all summer!
Steve: Oh no Matt, sorry we're not playing golf buddy. It's Bill's 40th birthday so his wife let him get a whore so we're going over to the Holiday Inn on 5th Street and we're going to doing The Four Whoresmen. Interested?!?
Matt: Sure thing, I'll head over at 2 o'clock, that work?
Steve: Perfect!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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the four horsemen

the biblical bringers of the appocolypse, and a badass Metallica song. they are as follows:time,famine,pestilence, and finally death. pretty cool huh?
horsemen are drawing nearer on leather steads they ride they've come to take your life. on through the dead of night with the four horsemen ride or choose your fate and die!!!!!!!(bitches)
by BIGNIPPLESRBAD April 19, 2005
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The Four Yolk-O

1.) A four egg omelet made with real eggs, not pussy-ass egg whites

2.) Waking up in the morning with two ball sacks resting on your face; also known as a four egg breakfast
1.) Chris: "Wanna taste my egg white omelet?"

Tom: "No way those are for pussy-ass bitches...I'm making The Four Yolk-O"

2.) Chris: "Whose ball sacks are on my face!?!?!?"

Random Guy: "They're mine, dummy...I wanted to give you a four egg breakfast"
by The Snake Charmer Dude March 8, 2011
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The Four Noble Truths

An underlying principle of Buddhism. The four noble truths are:
1. Life involves suffering
2. Suffering is caused by desire
3. The elimination of desire will lead to a state of bliss nirvana
4. Elimination of desire can be obtained through following the Eightfold Path
Buddha preached The Four Noble Truths
by Policy Debater October 14, 2006
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The Four F's Club

Probably the best and most important acronym known to man.
Find
Feel
Fuck
Forget

Live to this.
Guy 1: yo just had a 1 night stand
Guy 2: welcome to the the four f's club.

Eric Fortin is the president of The Four F's Club
Adam Sandler founded this club
by MrHulkbrokefyakey July 31, 2011
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the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse

Boogey men used to scare people out of their privacy, free speech and other rights online. Canonically, these are terrorists, pedophiles, drug dealers, and money launderers but other distasteful people may be used depending on the audience.
Eventually, all of the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse were trotted out by SOPA/PIPA advocates.
by your_friend_in_freedom July 2, 2012
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