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A biased, hateful, and ignorant blog written by an anonymous lesbo under the nickname "Dirt."
Dirt spends most of her time writing blog entries hating men, and especially female-to-male transsexuals (because they are becoming men). According to her, anyone who doesn't believe that only lesbian women should have rights is a misogynist. She is also infamous for deleting comments that disagree with her, which is unfortunate because if she didn't, she would have 100x the amount of comments.
Dirt spends most of her time writing blog entries hating men, and especially female-to-male transsexuals (because they are becoming men). According to her, anyone who doesn't believe that only lesbian women should have rights is a misogynist. She is also infamous for deleting comments that disagree with her, which is unfortunate because if she didn't, she would have 100x the amount of comments.
Who the hell reads The dirt from Dirt, anyway? That bitch needs to stop blogging and get in the kitchen.
by DukeT November 27, 2010
Get the The dirt from Dirt mug.when a man inserts his male member into a deep dark dirty hole prior to injecting it into a female orally or vagonally using her oriface to clean the penis but making that trick ass bitch dirty for the next john to enjoy
sandor- yo i heard u did the dirt diggler on that skallywhop
gregg- yeah! hell she was cleaner after i did it!
gregg- yeah! hell she was cleaner after i did it!
by jizzybottom boy April 14, 2010
Get the the dirt diggler mug.The Dirt Man is a mythological entity familiar to North American culture. The origin of the myth is unknown, but it bears similarities to the familiar childhood myths like the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny. Where these myths diverge is in perceived alignment, and the age demographic. The tooth fairy and Easter bunny are known to be positive, well-meaning entities whereas the dirt man is a negative, frightening one, and is believed in by many adult men.
The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
"We're guys, we keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, so he won't take me down to his lair."
by DefinitelyNotTheDirtMan May 30, 2024
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Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.
by Ebullient Gideon September 1, 2011
Get the Right side of the dirt mug.The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".
Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.
by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005
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