wrong side of the bed

when someone is in a bad mood

"Well looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed"

by manning04 December 15, 2016

Hit the bed

What ESL (English as a second language) students say when they mix up the expressions "hit the hay" / "hit the sack" with "go to bed".

ESL student: I want to hit the bed now.

Native English speaker: Why? Are you unhappy or something? And why the bed?

by amhl December 26, 2011

rock the bed

To fuck a hoe so hard the bed rocks hitting against the wall.

Hugo came home with Yolanda and they rocked the bed so hard they woke his roommate when they made a hole in the wall.

by G$$$ May 9, 2003

sweat the bed

when, upon waking, one finds one's self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature while sleeping.

I swear it was 100 degrees in my room last night; when I woke up I had sweat the bed.

Mike got so drunk last night that he thought he pissed himself, but he had just sweat the bed.

by waterbrother July 30, 2009

Shitting The Bed

Fucking up

Gary Grundle pissed on himself during sex. He shit the bed.

by Caesar Rodney December 10, 2002

smollett the bed

Fail miserably in a public manner by jumping to conclusions before facts develop.

Let's wait for all the facts, and not smollett the bed with this one.

by EastCoaster22 February 17, 2019

Breaking the Bed

When two people f*ck so hard on a bed, the bed breaks.

Shaniqua: man, Tyrone broke my bed last night
Tykesha: Damnnnnnnn
Tykesha: breaking the bed is the best thing ever

by Arrrrreeesu October 17, 2019