the almighty Dixon

a dirty blonde teenage girl with a sexy slim body, nice hips, nice butt, and nice tits; it's all ruined with her black bushy eyebrows, hairy toes, huge teeth, disgustingly infected belly button ring with pus, big birthmarks all over her face, pointed fingers, hairy vag.,

striking resemblance to a draft horse.

Yo, the almighty dixon is mad hot, until you see her face and her body unclothed.

by AYDEEKAY y LINBEL November 1, 2009

the almighty push

that one final push when you're taking a dump

man bro the almighty push was awesome

by my bonerrrr is bigger than you November 11, 2020

Bob the Almighty

Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.

“Oh Bob the Almighty, please accept me as your servant!” The book of Hel, Boble.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

Alecc the almighty

Parody of the phrase 'oh allah the almighty' for the unicorn founder and educator 'alakh pandey'

Alecc the almighty sir have brought the new course for clearing the JEE exam

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Sir Kevin the Almighty

Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness. His dictatorship has rained justice upon all which he reigns as a benevolent king and a beloved ruler of alpaca LLand (haha see what i did there). He has a buttler (haha im so mature) chicken who has been described as a penguin who is a turkey.

Person 1: Yo, dude, you hear about Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness?
Person 2: Oh ya betcha.

by SirKevin December 26, 2018

Widerstehest the Almighty Egg

A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.

"Look it's Widerstehest the Almighty Egg, the god of Peace!

by SovOverlord April 23, 2022

Tobias: The Almighty Physician

Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.

1.) Because he can't even murder somebody

2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron

3.) He's actually an intellectual

Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.

by Honeydew.com June 28, 2021