The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

by calasin June 4, 2017

The 1.50 Rule

A 1.50 is when a girl gives a male one dollar and fifty cents to let her suck him off and yes swallow. Otherwise known as Reverse Oral Prostitution. The rule is the definition

Damm she really gave you a good o'l 1.50

Remember The 1.50 Rule she pays you to suck you off

You 1.50 lover, you've been giving 1.50s to every Bob-Tod Jones in the county.

You'd give a 1.50 to everyone in school you slut

by Big Daddy D (Vitamin D) February 10, 2020

The 1-2 Switcheroo

A euphemism for masturbation

Mikearoo: Heya Jimmy C. what were ya doin' last night?
Jimmy C.: You know me, Mike the 1-2 Switcheroo

by BabRabbits August 29, 2018

the 1 2 salute

Two men the man giving "The 1 2 Salute" would stand behind the recipient *Mostly another male* giving the saluting motion with two fingers then proceeding to swiftly insert the index and middle finger the rectum then capping it of by yelling "Sir Yes Sir"

Jamie gave Steven the 1 2 Salute. it was smelly.

by Steven Chisholm July 18, 2007

The 1/19 Rule

An excuse used when someone makes a leap in logic with no evidence behind it that leads to the solution of a puzzle regardless.

"Wow Ty, how did you know it was Mr. Red in the dining room with the knife?"
"It was quite simple, I just applied The 1/19 Rule and knew instantly."

by Wiilink100 May 10, 2017

The 1 and 1/2's

Liquid Poo. A mixture of solid and liquids forming a runny mess.

See you guys later, I have to go to the bathroom.

How long are you going to be are you going #1 or #2?

The 1 and 1/2's.

by Mike Zuniga November 1, 2007

The 1-2

The 1-2 is when you punch somebody once with one hand, and then quickly punch them again with the other hand. This is also known as the 1-2 mayweather, named after the UFC fighter.

I got into a fight yesterday and he wasn't covering himself so I hit him with the 1-2 and he went down.

by oblockshooter November 12, 2018