Thailand surprise

A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.

The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."

by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006

Thailand

A country that was never colonized and exploited by a foreign power. Instead it is exploited by the Thai super rich and the Royal Family.

The super rich live of the backs of the mega poor in Thailand.

by The Grand Wazzoo January 9, 2010

Thaileban

It's someone who love Thailand and his people... expecially women... at the point to believe that everything concern this country is flawless and no one has the rights to disagree with them. Thailand as way of life became a matter of faith and they are ready to fight in order to defence her supposed purity, of the country and expecially of her own daughters.

He is a thaileban so he doesn't belive me when I said that his girlfriend from previous holiday has failed into my bed last night for 1000 baht!

by AllaThailandia.it August 21, 2009

thailand

A country where u go for delicious food.

yam-wun-sen, pad thai, larb, rowm-mit, tom-yam-kung and so on..
a-roy mak mak ka~*^^*(it's soooo delicious~)

by curi September 4, 2003

Phuket, Thailand

A city in Thailand known for its beaches and bars. It is also used as an exclimation of surprise in the hit movie Juno.

Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh ****! "Phuket, Thailand"!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

by plaidandpearls October 7, 2008

Thailer

A baddie in need of a zaddy. She's a cutie with a booty. Her hair is luscious and her makeup is always on fleek even though she doesn't need it. She is a fierce and is the baddest bitch out there. QUEEN B.

"Damn, I'm in need of a baddie"

"Get yourself a Thailer."

by Baddiewithazaddy November 18, 2016

Thailand Math

Math questions on food, drinks, and consumer items (toothpaste, lipsticks, skin lotions, etc.) that contain cannabis or its derivatives, which poses a health or moral threat to concerned or conservative parents, pastors, and politicians.

A raw math manuscript, which defines “green products” as those containing marijuana in controlled amounts, was leaked out to some expatriate teachers in an international school in Bangkok. One such Thailand math question is the following: “Two green cookies and a cup of green coffee cost 415 Baht. Three green cookies and two cups of green coffee cost 710 Baht. What much is a green cookie?” Answer: 120 Baht.

by Fasters September 12, 2022