tooting

Part of southwest london with a very high asian population.

"i need to buy some curry powder"
"Go to tooting then"

by lulubod April 3, 2009

twooting

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

by str8locsta February 15, 2010

tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."

"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."

by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

Tooting

Playing a wind instrument, such as the recorder or a flute.

That girl is really tooting her flute very well!

by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

Tooting

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

by [e-mail] May 15, 2015