texture

To deliver a parental lecture via text

It's time for a texture you about commitment to school, your family and your job!

Mom, don't texture me!

by Moma Mia September 18, 2012

textural cramp

Very similar to a menstrual cramp but it's in the arms from too much texting.

I thought my period cramps were bad until I texted 483 times today and my arms started aching and cramping because of textural cramps.

I cannot send anymore text messages to you because I have textural cramps. Taking some Midol.

Sorry I cannot text today, I'm getting my texting period.

I am PTC'ing, pre-textual cramping.

by SneffSneff January 9, 2010

texture-of-reality

Film connecting the discreteness of the radial supersets with the countably-infinite transfinite points in Vikaasian space.

The texture-of-reality is a limina traversing the discrete area of uncountable radial lines and the countably infinite points of Vikaasian space.

It connects the countable and the discrete.

by zanderfin November 17, 2019

textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

Texture Fatigue

It's a made up fatigue where your sanity is being destroyed from repetitively texturing Splatoon models for two days.

Velepexon is dying of death because of his Texture Fatigue.

by okmrsavage September 17, 2022

Texture Nazi

Someone who can eat the most amazing food they've ever tasted in their life but still not like it because "they don't like the texture".

How can you not love those eggs?! you're such a texture nazi.

by BrandonPackard August 5, 2020

texture monkey

someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.

"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"

by rachellllll November 22, 2005