textitive

someone who texts frequently

Are you going to text me back or are you not feeling textitive today?

by Natalie's lover boy November 16, 2009

Tenoritis

A disease which primarily afflicts altos, causing them to stop being roped into boring harmonies that you can't even hear over the sopranos and start singing with the tenors, usually better and with more power. Despite being a disease, it is often considered a blessing to those with true tenor ranges who are being held down by the man and/or traditional gender roles.

Conductor: Alex, I didn't hear you on that harmony.
Alex: Sorry, man, I've got tenoritis.

Jill: Kat, I'm so sick of not being heard.
Kat: Let's go sing with Lilly, she's got tenoritis. It's super contagious.

by qree May 13, 2010

textremist

Someone who is addicted to texting. They can't stop. They send texts constantly, they wait for replies, they have an aversion to actually talking on the phone, and they often collide with other pedestrians while walking/texting on the sidewalk.

"Did you hear about Dana? She totally accidentally head-butted someone on the sidewalk today while she was texting."
"Yeah, I've been thinking she's a little crazy with the texting. Yesterday, she texted me like 30 times. All meaningless shit."
"She's a textremist."
"A what?"
"A textremist."
"Totally."
"And I heard the chick she head-butted is in the hospital with like five stitches."
"That sucks. Do you know where there's a Pinkberry around here?"

by HWWriter May 12, 2009

textris

That moment when you decide to text everyone back before accomplishing your next task, which then turns into a game of just trying to clear your unread messages.

I was trying to get some studying done, but everyone decided it was time to play textris.

by BurnoutLS13 October 24, 2012

Textitis

A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).

Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...

The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.

The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.

"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."

by freddy8289 March 2, 2010

Texitis

A psychosomatic disease affecting a person originating from Texas that is loud, boisterous, rude, and generally vulgar.

Wow, that man is a short, fat, loud prick with a texas accent. He must have Texitis!

by Jack Hines 2 February 25, 2011

testitis

any area of skin on ones body lacking testicles

you appear to have an extreme case of testitis on your face

by dr. ivannatinkle December 3, 2010