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testitis

"test-eye-tiss"
when you have a test so you fake sick and miss the day
Teacher: "where's jack"
Student: "oh, he's sick"
Student 2: "yeah, he's got testitis"
by RickJustice February 27, 2019
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Textitive

When a person is texting to much.
Wow the text are coming back to back they sure are textitive.
by Blade Jackson33 December 11, 2020
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Textinisce

My friends and I love to textinisce about the good old days on throwback Thursday
by VCRwizard September 28, 2021
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testitistical

relating to or regarding the male testicles
When the large testitistical remains were found, the police knew the man was black.
by Dookie Bob April 7, 2023
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Textilism

“Textilism” is a term meant to replace and improve upon the short comings of the term “non-nudism”

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Noun:
The sexually motivated belief that people should wear clothes for the purpose of concealing their bodies, especially the genitals, buttocks, and female breasts.

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Noun:
A culturally and/or religiously ingrained fixation on oversexualizing and concealing the human body, emphasizing the concealment of the genitals, buttocks, and female breasts.

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Noun:
The pseudopathological fixation on the concealment of the human body which is itself a concealed obsession with sexualizing people, and then trying to avoid all thoughts and feelings about sex, to the extent of structuring society around coercing everyone into living their lives as slaves to society's sexual objectification of them.

Textilist concealment is most often achieved through the use of textiles (clothing). Textilism is most often practiced to the extent of using government-sanction coercion to force all people to conceal themselves.
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Noun:
Textilism enjoys a long history of privileged status as it has been widely accepted as normal, is rarely questioned, has faced minimal opposition, and is widely forced on people by the threat of government violence.

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Noun:
The fight for the rights of breastfeeding mothers and the rights of bare-chested women are two highly publicized examples of challenges that textilism has faced.

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Noun:
Textilism encourages people to oversexualize the human body, and to project those beliefs and feelings onto non-textilists.
by Forever Artist April 27, 2025
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Textilist

“Textilist” is a term meant to replace and improve upon the short comings of the term “non-nudist” or “textile.”

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Noun:
A person who has internalized the conditioning of textilism; a person who believes in or sympathizes with textilism.

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Adjective:
Of or relating to textilism
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Noun:
Textilists often have textilism so ingrained into their minds that they do not realize that textilism is a type of sexual obsession.

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Noun:
Textilists commonly project their sexual fixations onto all other people, often leading the textilists to engage in hostile and predatory behavior towards unconcealed non-textilists.

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Noun:
My parents are textilists who refuse to see me if I do not have clothes on.

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Adjective:
Textilist beliefs and influences have led to the societal oversexualization of many normal aspects of everyday life and human existence.

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Adjective:
Some stores and establishments have the additional textilist rule of requiring that a “shirt” be worn in order to be permitted access.
by Forever Artist April 27, 2025
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Non-textilism

“Non-textilism” is a term meant to replace and improve upon the short comings of the term “nudism.”

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Noun:
Rejection of or absence of textilism.
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Noun:
The freedom to practice non-textilism has saved more time, money, and energy than I ever imagined possible.

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Noun:
Non-textilism is a human right that had to be given a name because that right was taken away through textilism.
by Forever Artist April 27, 2025
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