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Texterbating

To text yourself
I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...
by PharmD13 July 10, 2010
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Tentertain

Adjective: the act of entertaining the male species to the point of pitching a tent,
Giving a lap dance is the best way to tentertain.
by missjuly September 20, 2010
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textstraining order

A textstraining order is similar to a restraining order that you apply for when you're having a disagreement with friends, enemies or your significant other. Although it covers only text messaging, it means that they are prohibited from sending you texts for the duration of the textstraining order. This usually occurs after a textmestic.
Jane showed me some texts that John sent her during a textmestic they were having. They were so bad that she applied for a textstraining order. That ought to keep his thumbs idle for a while.
by Matt638 January 11, 2009
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Textering

A combination of the words texting and pestering. It's the irritated via text messege. Used when a person or persons keep texting you even though they know you're busy and don't want to or can't text at the moment. Such as when you tell someone your in bed and they keep trying to conversate via text. Or if you tell someone to quit texting you cuz you don't want to talk to them and they still keep trying.
I told retard I was asleep and he wouldn't quit textering me!
by Guadalupe750 May 2, 2010
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texterbaiting

when someone hides in remote areas while doing the act of texting
I caught Julio texterbaiting in the supply room.
by carsntunes July 6, 2011
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Texterbating

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)
by ild94 April 5, 2009
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textertantrum

when somebody does or says something you don't like and instead of calling them or talking to them face to face you send text messages going on and on about how upset you are.
my phone blew up because of this stupid textertantrum that Pat was having
by Livingtheword June 28, 2010
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