textarded

a name you call someone that sends completely unreadable text messages that include stupid symbols like dollar signs and contain numbers, it takes 3 minutes to decipher one text message but during this time the retard your texting has already sent out five more messages of the same complexity. in order for you to succesfuly text back you must be as retarded as them or have a team of ten proffesional code breakers. while there textibg you unreadable messages you become extreamly mad and because of this asshole your days ruined. in order to tell them to shut up there one thing you can say that they will understand... stp txting me icnt undrstd u, tlk nrmly r STFU. this translates to stop texting me, i cant understand you, talk normaly or shut the fuck up.

bigdick511. hi emmily, hows your day!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. 8 ws rly gr8, i mt ths gy he wnts 2 go ot wth me. i sd ys . wr gng 2 the movys 2 c prnrml actvty!!!

bigdick511. im sick of you bieng a fucking retard talk normaly you spaz, no wonder why you failed english 2 times.

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. u md me :( sa ur sry!!!

bigdick511. your so textarded...
your chat partner (bigdick511) has signed out.

by checkitoutfool May 20, 2010

Textage

Words intended for a text but to be determined while writing the text.

"We need textage for the note" or "Come up with some textage for the note"

by KevintheG April 4, 2019

Textanese

Language used in texting. Speaking text messages even though you are not texting.

He cant stop speaking in Textanese. It's like he has to say OMG instead of oh my God when we talk!

by DryCleanOnly March 6, 2009

textage

a text message

I tried to textage you, but your phone was shut off!

by aripadari February 13, 2004

Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...

Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...

by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009

Textarded

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

by Jack the Nipper October 10, 2008

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008