textmanship

The art of texting on a cell phone. As penmanship is the art of writing, textmanship is the art of texting.

That girl has great textmanship, she can text 100 words per minute.

I really want to improve my textmanship, maybe I will take an online course to increase the amount of words I can text per minute.

by MasterFirm May 24, 2011

Taxman

taxman: when one person has little hygienic knowledge and or hygienic standards , usually not wiping their arsehole after having a shit leading to a chocolate gelato .

gaz:wew she’s a pua scruff
tezza:what dya mean pal
gaz:she’s a pua taxman and that

by sir_boqueefious October 12, 2018

textmance

A relationship, or romance in which the primary means of communication is via text messaging. This realy avoids all those awkward feelings and emotions and fully spelled words.

So that new guy I met at the other night, we're totally in a textmance right now. He texts me like every day, all the time. I really like him. I <3 him.

by Lauren Coughlan December 13, 2006

texan dickfudge

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

Texan Twister

Turning your finger inside the foreskin and optionally sucking the nuts

Dude i swear she pulled a Texan Twister on me and it felt amazing!

by Vinchtsbtc October 19, 2018

The Texan Steakhouse

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.

I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!

by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011

send home a texan

to take a crap or a dump. usually very large

"Hey, where is Bob?"
"He's in the bathroom sending home a Texan"

by bubbadave August 21, 2005