Snold Testament

1. A debilitating snow storm. Like what newscasters refer to as "Snowmaggedon" but more biblical.

2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.

"The snow jews wandering the snow desert were a nice touch to the Snold Testament in Dan's yard.

by Specifically Not a Genius February 10, 2010

The New Testament

When you and your partner t-pose after having an orgasm

Yeah, so when me and Jane did the New Testament, I knew she was the one

by gilf21 July 21, 2019

Old Testament Gangsta

The highest level of gangsta...Being push to the point and state of mind that physical violence might ensue, and the only action that can describe what you might do to someone or something can only be described as something done or found in the Old Testament of the bible.

yo you see that fight yesterday, Justin hit that dude with a rock like David did the Goliath. I told you he was Old Testament Gangsta.

by DeuceJ January 6, 2009

New Testament Christian

A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.

dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."

by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008

kick it old testament

Another way of saying 'kick it old school'. Coined in the movie Juno.

"We could get dance mats for DDR that stick to the floor with suction pads, but it'd be easier to kick it old testament and stick mine to the floor with duct tape."

by Alex7 February 29, 2008

Old Testament God

The original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that He decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.

When Old Testament God gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, He's going to have an infinite supply of Cataclysmic Foot-in-Ass for how we've been treating the place.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006