Tessa’s bitch

Barrett Harwood

Tessa’s bitch is giving her a ride today to the game.

by Shan’s sjandbajsbc August 28, 2021

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Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.

Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.

by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018

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Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

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Tesla Sumner

The most perfectist person ever. She’s my little vampire, my tiny tes, and my everything. 🥺❤️ I love you 🦞❤️💍🦑

Tesla Sumner is perfect and she’s is Matthew’s.

by MattyTheLobster July 28, 2021

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Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".

"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"

by Otto Huan October 20, 2021

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