Tesla

A new age party drug that kids are taking at festivals, concerts etc. Contains a random concoction of drugs melted down into a typically blue pill. Always contains ectasy and some opiate but known to possible contain heroin, cocaine, meth, opium , morphine, angel dust and PCP.

Hey man, my I've gotta go to my little brothers high school graduation tonight want to come along and pop a tesla to make it more interesting?

by Urbanhippie567 May 27, 2015

Tesla

A brand of poorly built electric vehicles bought by youtubers because they're considered cool.

Mr. Beast gave away another Tesla in his latest video.

by Stevewantsdiamonds May 17, 2021

Tesla

American slang for the uterus of the female mammalian reproductive system.

My Tesla is killing me, must be my time of the month.

by Shoguy32 June 2, 2021

Tesla

1) a manufacturer of luxury electric vehicles (EVs), famed for their performance and autopilot capabilities

2) slang/informal term for a car from Tesla (Model S, Model 3, Model X, Model Y)

fun Tesla fact: Just because you own one does not make you special or important

by icantthinkofausername777 February 26, 2020

Tesla

A very fast moving and efficient turd, that passes with no sound whatsoever

Not when I've had loads of drink - it slips out like a Tesla

by OvalRoadBellends July 27, 2017

Tesla

1. Kickass rock band from the 80s who sang all kinds of music, from a remake of a song called "Signs" to hard rock such as "Cumin' atcha live"

2. A unit for magnetic field.

Tesla is awesome! They did all kinds of rock, both soft and hard!

by Crazyswordsman February 22, 2005

Tesla

A tryhard electric car, popular among pedophiles due to it's innovative construction (an xbox stuck on top of a milk-float) which makes it attractive to children and nearly silent.

Child: Hey Mister, is that a Tesla? Jeez, its got like a screen inside it, and all cameras and stuff!
Driver: All the better to see you with! Wanna ride?
Child: Sure! *Gets in*
Driver: *drives silently away*

by bongdaddy July 16, 2018