ass over teakettle

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006

Teakin

When you are with a group of friends and y’all are just laughing your lungs out, that means y’all were tweaking but on an extreme level.

“We teakin in this biishh”

by HornForPorn May 4, 2019

Teaked

The act of only having a little weed but not being high yet. The same as being buzzed from alcohol.

Bro, I've only had one and a half bowls so I'm teaked.

by hippster_patrol August 26, 2011

teaky

teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television.

the cute show's special on disabled pets was so teaky that my mascara started running

by alice1974 October 19, 2007

Geek Teak

Geek: a slang term meaning a computer/Sci fi/horror/LARPer/gamer/etc expert or enthusiast.

Teak: a type of hardwood.

Geek Teak: When you feel intense, physical excitement over something or someone geeky. Non-gender specific.

"Wow- do you see that Slave Leia over there? I'm sporting huge geek teak."
-or-
"Hey, have you seen the latest trailer for 'The Knights of Badassdom'? Yea verily it gave me mighty geek teak."

by SarahsLame July 28, 2011

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

by Teakman April 27, 2009

tsak

To the point.
Exactly that.
Entering.
Easy.
A noise.

1) Tsak, there you go.
2) There is it is, tsak you found it.
3) I stabbed mike in the throat, and the knife went in TSAK.
4) When i stuck it in, it went in like tsak.
5) When i saw her p*ssy i pulled of a pube and it went, tsak.

by Mitso2oo4 December 14, 2009