thermostache

Noun: a mustache with the purpose of keeping one's upper lip warm.

It gets cold during these Nebraska winters, so I grow a thermostache every fall and shave it during the spring.

by Mr. Sodium January 26, 2018

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by David Nyan November 26, 2020

Christmas card terms

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

Thermos

A penis with an enormous amount of girth but of average length

Hey bro, I was beside Jeff at the urinals and I couldn’t help but notice, he has a nice thermos

by Iphistagash February 13, 2020

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014

Terms and conditions

That big wall of text that you somehow agree with but never read.

Website: do you agree to the Terms and conditions?
user: Yes.
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