The Tila Tequila syndrome 

The Syndrome where the face of a female is like someone smashed it with a frying pan, while the body looks really nice.

You can also use "Reversed Tila Tequila syndrome.

I'd like to fuck her, but i don't want a relationship, because she has the Tila Tequila syndrome.

The Tila Tequila syndrome by LoliEbeneezer October 10, 2010

PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder) 

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.

"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).

PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder) by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016

tequila sunrise 

The ability to (a) drink continuously all night AND (b) stay up drinking until the sun appears again *usually the point in which you play "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles.

I don't know if I'll be there on time, today was a tequila sunrise.

tequila sunrise by The Original J. Martin May 27, 2007

emo tequila shot 

Make sure you have the salt, tequila and lime. Then cut yourself, pour the salt in the fresh wound, slam the tequila shot, and chase it by squeezing the lime juice into the open wound.

Yeah, so me and Jaime here are gonna do some emo tequila shots then head on down to the Dashboard Confessional show.

emo tequila shot by Brand0n_o October 24, 2008

mexican tequila sunrise 

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.

Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.

mexican tequila sunrise by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018

tequila sunrise 

Awesome cocktail, once you had it you won't ask for anything else!!
It's called Sunrise because of the way it looks, red/orange/yellow like the sky looks every morning when the sun comes up.
Also the name of a hawt movie that was released in 1988.

How to make a Tequila Sunrise:
1. Poor Tequila and Orange Juice in a longdrinkglass
2. Add 3 icecubes
3. Stir for a few seconds
4. Add a little bit of grenadine in the middle of the glass
5. Put a slice of lemon on the edge of the glass
And there you have it: TEQUILA SUNRISE!!!

tequila sunrise by SyntaxE July 10, 2006

Tequila Slammer

A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.

Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.

Bob and me have been doing Tequila Slammers all night

Tequila Slammer by Poker_Weirdo December 9, 2008