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Testify

A greeting or callback created for the Repo Army (fan-base) for 'Repo! The Genetic Opera', a film written and directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. It is similar to the "ribbit" callback for 'The Devil's Carnival'.
Person#1: This is Sarah. She's starting a shadow cast
Persons#2, #3: Testify!
by lolzitsme July 28, 2012
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To attend a religious revival event, during which you would be prompted by the preacher to testify.

The act of testifying normally involves babbling incoherently while sharing folksy stories of your nasty life being turned around because the creator of the universe decided to pay you a personal visit and issue a get out of jail free card. He's nice like that, and as a pensioner he has a free bus pass allowing him to travel anywhere in the world.
Peter Popoff: Testify brother!
Hick: Well, I dun gone crashed mah car while drunk, and then I cheated on my sister with mah cousin. I's a sinner, but the baby Jesus came in to mah trailer and fixed me up good. Now I 'aint feelin' no guilt when I'm porking mah cousin.
by DairyGod June 22, 2009
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To defile an object or area with your testicles.
That nekid dude just testified Boomhauer's forehead. See also, teabaggin'.
by don nalgotas September 7, 2005
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Did you testify? Yes i told the cops he stole those chips!
by lil caesar 305 November 15, 2019
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Testify means lot's of things. It can be said almost in any situation. Nancy Grace is a fan of Testification. Testifying can mean you're trying to receive some justice (see receiving justice for more info). You're hitting on someone. You're trying to get laid. You're trying to tell someone what the fuck is up. You're trying to get belligerent drunk. You're trying this, trying that. Ect.
Person 1: Did you see Robert last night? He was definitely trying to testify.

Person 2: Oh do you think he received?

Person 3: Do I think? Shit, I know he did.
by jHoFoSho September 15, 2011
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The act of beating someone or something very badly.
Man, I'm so going to testify your anus!
by Igatona March 15, 2003
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i'm with mama... will textify later
by miss lolli June 4, 2009
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