Telekenesis

The ability to move, pick-up, or otherwise manipulate an object with ones mind.

Telekenesis is featured well in the game "Psi-Ops".

by Some guy named Dalsus October 13, 2006

Telekepenis

It's when your penis has telekenetic powers.

-My penis sense is tingling.

-DUDE! You must have telekepenis!

-OMG! I DO!

by Ernest Flem May 17, 2011

telepenisis

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)

"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.

by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

Togepenis

The queen of Tumblr-
She is a complete bitch that no one can resist.

Slut: "OMG Togepenis called me a slut and told me to die!!!!!11!!!!!111111"

Cunt: "OMG NO WAI!!!!1111!!!1!! UR SO LUCKY"

by Anonynous anon anon anon anonn November 26, 2010

telepenisis

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis

wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis

by Chim April 21, 2007

telekenishish

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.

*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"

by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

Telepeni

A magical penis alien that came to Earth to teleport up womans vaginas and then the male human was born.

Oh my god! I discovered the magical Telepeni(s)!!!1!one!

by UrbanPikminFTW March 30, 2015