Telenuts

When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.

A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.

by Phill Latio August 6, 2007

teenetalk

The condensing of words in emails and chatrooms, otherwise known as txt-talk

hi how r u 2day?

by SharpAsKnives July 30, 2003

taleneted

Combined talents on the internet

The taleneted geeks speaks as befits singular intelligence.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

telenoth

a corpulent, man-loving, anal dweller.

likes men.

Telenoth, an avid gay, was enjoying reading the new book, Romeo and Josef.

by FELLOW ASS PIRATE March 21, 2005

telenticles

Telenticles is telekenisis but with a hint of testicle juice in it!

Omg, we have so much telenticles in our mind!

by Thewomandotcom October 30, 2023

telemetry

Using an electronic apparatus for transmitting metrics about other people's actions and devices to a distant station; snooping

Your operating system and its 1752 partners care about your privacy. That's why, during regular use of your computer, we will collect telemetry that allows us to see when you use it and for what. The telemetry is used to improve our services.

by lucb1e2 September 2, 2024

Nib realms telemetry

DANGEROUS TELMETRY THAT CONTROLS WHOLE UNIVERSE

Probaly writen by aliens cia or related.
Knows everything.
Example:
You are reading about nib realms telemetry in urban dictonary.
see?? It knows everything!

Hi. I know your are from germany.
10minutes ago u was waching threads about blah.
Nib realms telemetry records everything u type.

by jokbon June 9, 2019