Telecottaging

Verb. To telecottage / telecottaging.

Working from a home in the country with computer communication.

Nothing to do with cottaging.

I sold my flat in London and bought a cottage in Norfolk. Then I had a 2mbps line installed so I could telecottage.

by kilkrazy January 17, 2005

Telecasting

(Verb) The act of yelling at a television screen to a) cheer for your team, b) boo another team, c) chastise a referee, politician, or game show contestant, despite knowing they're hundreds, if not thousands of miles away.

Kenny was Telecasting hard core dieing the last two minutes of the championship game. The team may not have heard him, but he neighbors sure did.

by PJ the Coug January 15, 2017

Telecoitus

The lost art of telepathically entering a woman's vaginal region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real.

If your single right now, you need to learn telecoitus!

by RealE October 10, 2014

telecopter

One of those tiny drone things they are going to use to collect pictures for the TV news

Hey check out that telecopter shot!
Awesome!

by phibla June 12, 2014

Fender telecaster

The single greatest fucking electric guitar types and if you think I'm meat riding it fuck you!

The Fender telecaster is a electric guitar not just a electric guitar it's THE GUITAR

by anonymous July 3, 2024