Telebone

The act of participating in phone sex.

I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?

by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007

Telebone

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Telebortion

The art of giving and abortion whilst teleporting

Telebortion: Say u and ur girl find out she pregnant u just straight up telebort that baby outa ther

by Japoxfred November 26, 2020

telebotherer

Another, more apropriate name for a telemarketer.

Hey, who was that on the phone? Oh it was just another damn telebotherer!!!!

by billd June 17, 2006

Telebolism

Its kinda like being telepathic but you just watch a lot of television.

Hey, did you hear Sarah? She was talking about a pack of angry midget wolves riding dragons while attacking the Pope on Tuesday.

Its okay. She has telebolism.

by telepathic teletubby April 29, 2010

Telebot

A "Telebot" is one of those annoying answering machines that require you to press endless buttons to be able to speak to some one.

A "Telebot" will answer the number you called and say: "For English press 1, for Spanish press 2, to report a strange thing press 4, to have a nice day press 5, to listen to the last 7 options and turn your head and cough press 6, to press 7 press 7, to wonder why you bothered calling in the first place press 8, to press 0 press 9, to speak to a Representative call this number again and listen very carefully because there is a secret message to decipher about what I am wearing right now. Thank you for calling. Goodbye."

by Ciitzen Detainee April 25, 2013

telebone

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.

" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."

by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013