Telebate

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

Taleah

Beautiful in each and every way. Has a heart of gold. A ride or die. Will ride with you through your bullshit just don't bullshit her. Very kinky. When she likes someone she will bend over backwards for that person and when she loves she loves hard.

I wish I had a Taleah. She's beautiful. Big sexy.

by Lover 420 December 19, 2016

teeaarbee

The best Indian soy boy out there!

My gawd! Teeaarbee is my daddy

by Mr. LongBone January 2, 2019

tele-hell

1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.

1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!

by WordOfArt July 19, 2010

TeleBears

1. What UC Berkeley students are forced to endure before every semester.

2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.

"Fuck Telebears!" - common facebook status during the month of August

by bladibla August 4, 2010

telana

The most beautiful girl you'll ever see, usually with a great singing voice and a bookworm

Boy 1: did you see that girl in the hall? She's so beautiful
Boy 2: Yes, that's Telana, she can sing too

by Spearton December 1, 2013

Teeaarbee

Meme lord of the Indian meme community, known for his quality memes and editing skills who used to create memes till 2019. At present. he posts interesting blogs regularly and random videos/collabs occasionally. People still waiting for his epic comeback to making memes.

Teeaarbee fandom is dying...like if you are a true monkey lover.

by Lmaodead September 15, 2020