dick teething

what it's called when a female gives a terrible blow job and uses her teeth, and in some cases where the female rips off dick skin.

Example:

Jessen- dude what happened to you this weekend?

Earl- this nasty bitch named Skylar dick teethed me. she ripped skin off my dicks head.

Jessen- don't trust a dick teething whore.

by yelak May 19, 2014

tweetling

A tweetling is a new Twitter user often with just a profile picture of a egg.

Jim has a new Twitter account. He is just a cute little tweetling

by JHowardKMAC January 20, 2017

thethingunderurbed

the offical creator of the genshin christmas pfp club, which has taken my FYP by storm.

they're also a artist, editor, and epic gamer.

person 1: "hey who's the creator of the genshin christmas club?"
person 2: "you don't know?"
person 1: "...no?"
person 2: "IT'S THETHINGUNDERURBED DUMBIE!!!1!!!1!!"
person 1: "oh"

by kequing November 15, 2021

freak teetering

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."

His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.

by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017

Textilingus

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.

Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 9, 2009

teeting

Fingering someone in their thigh gap near their vagina

When Joesph was teeting me i couldn't help but to scream it felt so good!

by monicasnapper47 April 22, 2017

Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013