Teskey

Awesome

You are VERY Teskey!

by teskey May 23, 2009

teekens

A God like human that has the loins to impress the greatest of women.

Man, that guy is such a Teekens!

by MiniTeeks November 6, 2013

Teeked

Major faceplant, usually ending in a broken neck and uncomfortable ride to the hospital.

That kid totally teeked!

by flyinryan95 November 23, 2011

Telekeyboardisis

The ability to type the same things at the same time during Chat with another person multiple times repeated.

Tom 9:58:12am: Hey Jerry we should go to the movies today!
Jerry 9:58:12am:Hey Tom we should go to the movies today!
Tom 10:00:20am: Oh god I think we have telekeyboardisis!
Jerry 10:00:20am: Oh god I think we have telekeyboardisis!

by THELOSTWATCH May 28, 2013

tekeyoku

A very excitable person. Someone who will smile while yelling at you.

Person 1: See that chick over there? We call that a tekeyoku.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: Watch this (waves to the tekeyoku)
The tekeyoku: (waves back) what in the fuck do you want

by derpderpderpderpderp June 16, 2010

Tekeyal

tall and blonde with green eyes
and he really
really
really
really
likes the color green
like
almost as much
as Tarot likes purple

He is such a Tekeyal!

by Dove2500 January 1, 2012

Treekeys

a TreeKey is a tree that works with your keys to rape and kill you. Your keys jump out of your hand, and while you stop to pick them up, the tree's branches pick you up and wrap themselves around you. Then their little tree willy comes out... they also have a loose connection to clowns

(aka freaky treekeys)

John "what happened to that girl from accross the street?"
Alice "I heard she was murdered by one of those Treekeys, those things are scary"

by LEAMUIRLAY November 5, 2012