A Tedard is a Talentless Egotistical Dumb Ass Race Driver. Only Found in NASCAR, these drivers typically are ungrateful for their opportunities, rarely if ever take responsibility for their short comings, always blaming their equitment, other drivers and crew. They don't have the natural talent to compete at the highest levels so NASCAR must reconfigure tracks, change rules and redesign cars to compensate for their small dicks. If sighted in the wild, treat with hostility, disrespect and if captured drop off at McDonalds so they can start their next job.
Matt "That team has the best equitment, why are they always underperforming?"
Cassie "Driver is a Tedard. Given his ride because he brought sponsorship"
Cassie "Driver is a Tedard. Given his ride because he brought sponsorship"
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