technically

What 12 year olds say to sound smart. Often found said by smartasses to make someone look wrong and stupid.

Bitch: Well technically i didnt do anything.
Teacher: STFU

by George May 13, 2005

Technically

When used at the beginning of a sentence, this word is a variety of the 'filler' word basically. Another direct replacement for technically is essentially. Maybe the speaker sees his or her own bad speech patterns and recycles these three words while speaking. Filler words add absolutely nothing to the sentence being spoken. Other filler words include like, just, and stuff and y'know, but they tend to be in the middle of or at the end of a sentence. Filler words are rarely used in writing and are part of acquired speech habits.

Technically, the knee bone is connected to the thigh bone.
Why not say... The knee bone is connected to the thigh bone.

by Exit Ramp June 20, 2004

technically

The word that the dull kid uses to try to sound smart.

Retard: "Well technically I didn't punch you, it was my arm"
Literally everybody: "OMG STFU"

by Kitolada March 28, 2020

Technically

The word that says, "I'm explaining something very scientific now" But means, "You don't need to listen to anything after this point."

Guy 1: Did you know that there's a large hole in the ozone caused by global warming?
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.

by Eastern Wildebeest November 16, 2016

Technical

Being a smart ass in a situation where you're being scolded; overly literal

" Plug in the remote"
" You can't actually plug in a remote , Charles"
"Stop being so damn technical John and plug in the remote!"

by Honeybun456 September 20, 2016

technicated

An adjective used to describe that which is not only "technical", but, also "complicated".

Original Formula of Pythagorean Theorem:
(Crabs² + Syphillis²)= AIDs²
That shits technicated.

by sideshowsteve March 27, 2009

technically

A word used to preface a bad justification, normally following the person being wrong but believing they can talk their way out of it.

Technically, using a dildo from a mold of myself isn't gay. It's masturbating.

by Firk Mikus April 5, 2021