teats

well, that's just teats!

teats!
by PyroPenguin December 02, 2003
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by brettisme666 May 23, 2006
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Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,
What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!
by FeyJay January 04, 2011
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teat flap

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.
sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).
by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009
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Teat sweat

The sweat underneath a woman's breast
I've been working so hard, I have teat sweat.
by Jen from the block 10 June 01, 2017
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gift-teating

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.
Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.
by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006
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witches teat

A Very cold pointy hill in the snow
Hey lets go out to the witches teat and drink beer!!
by James Meyerhoff April 28, 2008
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