teats

my dad's favorite saying

well, that's just teats!

teats!

by PyroPenguin December 1, 2003

teats

breasts, usually male

wow that dude has big ass teats

by brettisme666 May 27, 2006

Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,

What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

by FeyJay January 4, 2011

teat flap

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.

sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).

by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009

Teat sweat

The sweat underneath a woman's breast

I've been working so hard, I have teat sweat.

by Jen from the block 10 June 1, 2017

gift-teating

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

witches teat

A Very cold pointy hill in the snow

Hey lets go out to the witches teat and drink beer!!

by James Meyerhoff April 30, 2008