Testie-mony

recalling a story that involves the gonads.

Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident

by Geeo the Spaceman July 7, 2009

testies

A man's balls.

I like licking his testies.

by clitoris October 24, 2003

Sex Toastie

A toasted sandwich so good that you would rather have it than sex!

Man, your girlfriend was shit in bed, unlike this sex toastie!

by Lactose The Intolerant January 5, 2009

testie

once a maphacker, ALWAYS A MAPHACKER.

testie has herpies

by Al Queda February 2, 2004

post toasties

Feeling of warmth or high temperature after taking certain sedatives (sleep drugs)

Guy1: (after waking up from a dose of propofal) oh man, I was out like a light
Guy2: do you have the post toasties?

by Box-in-the-jack January 17, 2018

Powdered Testies

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,

John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff

by Rackadoe October 16, 2012

cheese toastie

basically a grilled cheese sandwich.

A- "I'm craving a cheese toastie right now."
B-"Don't you mean a grilled cheese?"

by martini666 January 20, 2015