Anti teammate

A person you dislike being on the same team as, so much so that you would prefer them being on the opposing side.

Jacob dislikes playing basketball with Eddie; he refers to him as his anti teammate.

Jacob asked Noah, “who is your anti teammates in our basketball game and why is it Eddie?”

by Shmose July 11, 2022

Teammate Abandonment

When one or more player(s) leaves another player without any supporting fire. The abandoned player usually ends up getting mauled by zombies and dieing.

Damnit i got downed again because Mark into Teammate Abandonment.

by Smitty the man December 27, 2011

Bad teammate

One who pushes when the squad is across the map.
One who lands in unnamed buildings when everyone else is somewhere else

Christian

Christian is a bad teammate because he doesn't stick with the squad

by lebuny November 27, 2023

Ranked teammates

The most retarted no brain motherfuckers they have the brain cells of a fat retarted hippo and they stink like rat shit

My ranked teammates

by anonymous January 25, 2025

my ranked teammates

commonly used to call someone stupid under a TikTok post or saying it in real life;
when they ask about what something is when everybody knows what said thing is

someone: “hey what is do not disturb mode I’ve never heard of it?”
you: “my ranked teammates”

by rocksareyummy3333 November 29, 2024

my ranked teammates

basically calling you stupid; saying how their ranked teammates are always very slow and not understanding of the game-mode from Fortnite

user: oh wow i didn’t even know 1+1=2
you: my ranked teammates:

by adot.stayclicking November 23, 2024

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020