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It’s Tragic

Something you say when you hear a song that is so fucking trash it hurts your damn ears, like basic asf rap songs that just talk about smoking “cabbage” or about “plastic bitches” when the artist literally lives in a quiet suburban city and is part of a fake gang
Me: dude did u hear that fucking song by YRS
Friend: Yes, It’s Tragic bro, it was so bad it sent me to the hospital with an ear infection
by thevillemydude April 3, 2019
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Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.
Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!
by xrazbry May 1, 2018
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Teagin

Is a ginger bitch with a smoking hot sister whom I’d like take to town and also teagin fucks dogs and cats hence the reason he always has ringworm
What’s that sound? I think it’s teagin pumping the neighbors cat again
by Killallzanes June 16, 2020
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Twagic

( tweaeker / magic ) ...now you see it , now you don't !

a)- when a tweeker , (person "s" , high on meth ) takes opportunity to pocket , borrow without asking , hide in another more opportune place for more opportune time, basically steal one's belongings , no matter how valuable (sentimental or dollar value ) they may be and no matter the strength of one's friendship.
It is as some say..."A Trick of the Trade"

b)-the aftermath and sick feelings one is left with after experiencing "Twagic"skills first hand
It is truly "twagic" for one to go through this ...especially alone.
a)- Omg !! I thought I was watching her the whole time ,but her "Twagic"skills are far more advanced then I can prepare for.

b)- It is "Twagic" how many times I've allowed this to happen
by Blonde Genius December 23, 2020
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tragic

used to describe a person who lacks any sort of self-awareness or conception of how others perceive them; often characterized as woefully oblivious to their gaping flaws, which prevent them from achieving others’ respect or appreciation. A tragic person (see: trag) typically engages in behaviors that they wrongfully believe to be iconic, while most external parties find these antics cringe-inducing and/or trite. To refer to someone as “tragic” is an all-encompassing derision that asserts a person’s utter lack of redeemable qualities, coalesced by physical unattractiveness, dullness, incompetence, ill temper, social ineptitude, and idiocy.
Person 1: Did you see what he posted?

Person 2: Unfortunately, yes. He is so tragic.
by Invidiosa January 21, 2019
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Tragic Ass Syndrome

A syndrome describing a person’s ass when it is either flattened or exposed in such a manner as to make you wish you had never seen it.
When he leaned over to pick up his dog’s steaming turd, it became painfully apparent that he was suffering from a bad case of Tragic Ass Syndrome.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
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tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly
When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.
by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020
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