terdometer

A system of measurement based on the average size of a dump made by the average male used to describe the size of the terd or terds.

Hay Jake, I took a crap that was like 3 terdometers long!

by mike koofe May 26, 2011

Teaommy

An individual who will usher in a whole new era for not only them self and those around them but also for the entire generation that they are apart of. In the Native American tribe known as the "Anasazi", the name translates as "The one of the flame" or "The bearer of light." Thus only strengthen the case of the individuals with this to be destined to achieve great things.

Teaommy will guide the way

by T. O. Boykin-Hoskins November 10, 2014

TeakoMoment

When someone says something SUPER racist out of nowhere but acts like it was a "joke" and that they are "kidding".

Yo jenny you can't say your a lowkey KKK member that's a fucking TeakoMoment...

by GGIILLYY June 3, 2021

Tea Dom

A person who is extremely knowledgeable in all things concerning tea. Can be relied upon for accurate tea recommendations! Usually pretty hot but that's unrelated.

Joseph is such a tea dom, I let him give me whatever tea he thought I'd enjoy!

by Kalkalkal April 2, 2022