tea 

Ambrosia

Tea is simply the Ambrosia of the gods.

tea by IndyIndy January 4, 2010

Tea 

What all true Russians drink. Every day they'll drink about 5-25 cups of tea. Green Tea, Black Earl Tea, Peppermint Tea, Camomile Tea, YOU NAME IT! Tea comes second to vodka.

*Guest come over*
Host: "What would you like tea or coffe-"
Guest: "TEA! Tea please."

Tea by Sup3rM May 5, 2018

TEA 

To Eat Ass.

This is a an underground replacement for the more common slang of "Tossing Salad". Used on dating sites to let potential dates know their preference. Also seen on shirts and bumper stickers. Usually part of the sentence "I love TEA" or "I heart TEA"

I love TEA.

I broke up with my last boyfriend because he didn't like TEA.

I met my girlfriend when I told her "I like TEA" on Tinder.

TEA in the afternoon makes a happy relationship.

TEA on the first date will guarantee a second date.

TEA by caesar777 February 9, 2018

tea 

A slang term used by Jack Kerouac and the Beats when refering to marijuana, seen in Kerouac's novel On the Road.

"Ask him if we can get any tea. Hey kid, you got ma-ree-wa-na?"

tea by Catal April 15, 2006

Tea 

The Best Tasting Drink In the WHOLE World.
You should Try Some. Yes?

Justin Dosen't know what he's missing out on
because he hates tea to death. Justin You SUCK.
Tea is Best.

Tea by AimeeFOSHEEZIE January 1, 2007

tea 

a much older term for marijuana, made popular dating back from the 1930's. today it is considered obsolete and a great way to cover up what you're REALLY talking about.

"man, if i had some tea, i'd be in herbal heaven."

tea by showmethepath January 31, 2009

tea 

Gossip, can be served hot. Cause for the common term, "spill it".

Friend: I heard Camila likes Josh, but so does Tamika.
Me: That's the tea, sis.

tea by SeeIKnowStuff October 30, 2018