thonking

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.

person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.

by Sezziex July 10, 2017

thong

the word used in Australia, to define flip flops.

eh mate, where you get your thongs from?

by mint chip girl May 13, 2011

absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

by Lunicus December 3, 2011

thong

A permanent wedgie that you will never get rid of

I can't seem to get this wedgie out...oh wait that's my thong.

by thonglover123 December 16, 2011

thong

A sandal-type shoe that is often worn in Summer, especially in Australia. It is incredibly annoying to get it confused that piece of women's underwear. IT'S A G-STRING FUCKWITS!

American male: "ohhh dude, that chick's wearin thong."
Aussie male: "And? I wear thongs."
American male: "O rly? when?"
Aussie male: "When I'm feeling hot."
American male: "O_o.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007

thongfirmation

Confirmation that a girl is indeed wearing a thong. Suggests that the girl in question has a "sexy" side.

"I was going to ask her out, but first I needed some thongfirmation."

"I hate VPL, but I love a good thongfirmation."

"Yo, is that girl a slut or what?"
"Dunno, no visible thongfirmation."

by paudansch November 1, 2011

Hey Thonkels

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.

See a stranger baby close by you.greeting the baby.Hey Thonkels saying you are cute.

Greeting my spouse .Hey Thonkels Cute way of saying I care for you alot.

by Latoya F Nazaire May 28, 2018