Taine

A hottie with a body. Usually skinny but has a six pack and is stronger than he looks. Good with the ladies but struggles to take it anywhere sexually. Feels lonely sometimes but has great friends. Quality memer.

Girl 1: wow Taine is looking cute today.
Girl 2: yeah I heard he has a nice dick, not too big but not small.
Taine: I’d love for u to suck it please.

by Good boy 166 July 23, 2018

German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

by plyd011 December 24, 2010

taine

Taine is one of a kind... unique and extremely talented. His penis is so big it is scary. Watch out.

He is a rugby superstar that no one can match.
Every boy wants to be like him... every girl wants to date him.

I wish I were like Taine

by Geniusgenie April 18, 2018

Taxiety

A nervous disorder or feelings associated with filing taxes, owing taxes, paying taxes, not receiving a tax refund, or any thing else involving an unpleasant tax related situation.

At this time every year I have to take off from work due to taxiety.

The stimulus received for covid-19 may increase taxiety if required to pay it back.

by Created for a purpose October 14, 2020

Tainer Minute

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.

-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."

by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009

Taxident

An accident, or collision involving one or more taxis.

"Oh my goodness! This stupid taxi driver just ran into a pole. We were in a taxident!"

by michetalks November 12, 2009

hash-tainer

A container that is suitable for holding either full-size hash browns or miniature hash brown bites. Also suitable for holding coffees or other drinks. Often found at Burger Kings.

I finished all of the tots in my hash-tainer so I put my coffee in it.

by Midnight818 July 23, 2007