Taven

Taven is the guy you’ve always dreamed of. Prince Charming if you will, he is the friend everybody wants to have around all the time. He is extremely smart and observant, but he can not stand for people being mistreated. He will set forward when nobody else does. Although he is sweet and funny he also has a temper when he feels he is being taken advantage of. If you have the honor of being his girlfriend, you won’t ever have to worry about having to do all of the household things by yourself as Taven is the guy that will wash the dishes, cook , take out the trash, and still fix the car for you when you catch his heart, he is a total family man and will love those who are closest to him till the end of time. He has an engineer type of mindset and will make anything out of nothing, he is like a multi tool in a tool set!

Taven, how do you do it all man?

by Wise Observations April 20, 2019

Wot in Tarnation

1) A southern slur used for saying what in damnation
2) A famous meme in which objects are depicted wearing a hat wot in________ation +related picture

1) When my sister told me she was cheating on me with dad, I yelled out "Wot in tarnation!"
2)Wot in 1080 pxs 60 fps Mia Khalifa rough interracial raw anal penetration?

by Wotintarnationmaster March 8, 2017

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

wot n tarnation

A meme that exploded in 2017. Tarnation originally came from a slang word for "damnation," which began in the 1700's.

Many people will take a picture of something and add a cowboy/country hat to it and say something that typically ends in "-tion."

tar·na·tion
noun & exclamation
used as a euphemism for “damnation.”

"wot n tarnation?"

by wotntarnation March 7, 2017

Taarna

Female Tarakian warrior from the groundbreaking 1981 cult hit "Heavy Metal". Taarna is one, if not The, most popular character from the film.

Taarna and her bird like to fly over canyons....

by themonican2005 September 18, 2005

Tarnnon

Two people who are the very best of friends. Some would say that they share the same brain.

In order to get the joke, you have to have a sense of Tarnnon

by Raven Moan April 28, 2009