Tatered

The state of being drunk, or getting drunk

Let's go get tatered at my place I've got a keg

by ZiggyStarman August 24, 2018

Tatered

To be so high you can’t get off the couch. You’re so baked you’re done—a stone cold couch potato.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza?

Nah brah, I’m too tatered to move.

by Doobykeebler July 17, 2022

Tatered

To stuff something up, run an opportunity or be puzzled/perplexed.

Keith tatered his opportunity to take his crush away for a romantic weekend.

Brian was absolutely tatered at the word guess in Wordle.

by LL2022 October 28, 2025

Tatered your tots

To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tater one's tots

Remzson: "I hate you. You are so annoying."

Chris: "Geez, who tatered your tots?"

by GerbieJean May 30, 2013

sweet tatered

When atractive women get smashed and can no longer function with our help...

I can't take my girl drinking anymore lastnight she got sweet tatered and I had to carry her home

by Stinkfingers69 August 19, 2017

Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.

Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!

by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019