Tardfarter

A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.

" Hailey! stop acting like a fucking Tardfarter!!!

by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014

tardhard

Stupidity to the max. Working really hard at being stupid. Stupidity beyond mere mortals, a tard god.

Obama's message to Jesse Jackson is to tard and tardhard.

by Norman the retard October 7, 2008

Tardshark

An overly aggressive, predatory bully who happens to also suffer from a legitimate mental disability.

Look, I know he has Downs Syndrome, but if that Tardshark picks on my kid one more time I'm gonna talk to his parents.

by mickeyphantasmo November 17, 2010

tardstar

A mentally retarded person who is exceptionally talented in some way.

Timmy may be severely retarded, but he sings Pavarotti beautifully. He's a real tardstar!

by TheMadLinguist January 11, 2009

Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.

You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.

by Robertao October 20, 2006

Tardfartin

When a person farts on the mentially disabled.

Yea that bus driver was tardfartin the day before christmas break, he called it a: "secrect guilty suprize" for the tards parents.

by Chris M May 13, 2005

tardcart

The vehicle used to transport retards from place to place.

Dude, don't stare at the people in the TardCart.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003