The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.
Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?
Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!
D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?
Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.
Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!
Normal guy #1: Told you!!
Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!
Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!
D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?
Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.
Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!
Normal guy #1: Told you!!
Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!
by normal_guy August 9, 2009
Get the Extra Smedium Tapout shirt mug.TAPOUT is a brand of clothing worn By "Bros" And "Douche bags". The main purpose of wearing Tapout Clothing is to distinguish "Douche Bags and Bros" from the normal populous.
Those who Wear this brand of clothing can also be found driving large trucks that there parents have purchased for them.These trucks usually have enormous tires, and suspension, yet have never been "off Road". Another feature is the addition of a large Sticker with the "TAPOUT" logo on the back windshield, Which is used to locate the vehicle in a crowded mall parking lot.A set of Chrome "testicles" may be seen hanging from the tow bar as well.These testicles are the only known Reproductive organ known for those wearing the TAPOUT brand.
Those wearing "TAPOUT" clothing should be avoided at all cost. It has been said that contact with an individual wearing "TAPOUT" clothing can result in irrational rage,Bodily injury, loss of IQ points, Herpes, and gutter mouth. The use of the word"Glammis" "fuck" and "bro" has been recorded as common lingo with Individuals wearing this brand. Please use extreme Caution!
Those who Wear this brand of clothing can also be found driving large trucks that there parents have purchased for them.These trucks usually have enormous tires, and suspension, yet have never been "off Road". Another feature is the addition of a large Sticker with the "TAPOUT" logo on the back windshield, Which is used to locate the vehicle in a crowded mall parking lot.A set of Chrome "testicles" may be seen hanging from the tow bar as well.These testicles are the only known Reproductive organ known for those wearing the TAPOUT brand.
Those wearing "TAPOUT" clothing should be avoided at all cost. It has been said that contact with an individual wearing "TAPOUT" clothing can result in irrational rage,Bodily injury, loss of IQ points, Herpes, and gutter mouth. The use of the word"Glammis" "fuck" and "bro" has been recorded as common lingo with Individuals wearing this brand. Please use extreme Caution!
Douche:"Hey bro, You gonna be going to Glammis this weekend?"
BRO: "Hell yeah Bro, I just purchased some new TAPOUT Clothing from the mall, and momz just made my truck payment, Fuck yeah bro"
BRO: "Hell yeah Bro, I just purchased some new TAPOUT Clothing from the mall, and momz just made my truck payment, Fuck yeah bro"
by Zombierot July 10, 2010
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A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.
A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.
"Oh my God, did you see the tapoo your toddler's just done? It's like a fucking Picasso!"
"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"
"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"
by Mortical Zombie November 17, 2011
Get the Tapoo mug.The original brand of mixed martial arts apparel, TapouT is an American T-shirt and MMA apparel brand. It was started in 1997 by three men, "Punkass" Dan Caldwell, "Skyskrape" Tim Katz, and Charles "Mask" Lewis Jr.(1963-2009), and is still doing well today. Unfortunately, a lot of "douche bags" wear TapouT clothes, which is why they aren't respected that much.
by Phenomenal1 July 15, 2010
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I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
by Davododger June 7, 2007
Get the tapometer mug.To tap the floor or an opponent in an act of submission. As in Jiu Jitsu, the losing party, as opposed to being seriously injured or rendered unconscious will tap to admit defeat.
by psyclone May 15, 2007
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by BJ Bruce March 5, 2009
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