Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

Tabletop

To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)

Andrew tabletopped me and I kicked his ass.

by JoeBob1234654 March 27, 2007

tabletisation

The process of taking extra sleeping tablets to knock yourself out for the evening

I couldn't sleep last night so i went into tabletisation

by Coopie June 27, 2005

Tawlet

noun (Tah-Let) 1. Southern ebonic pronunciation of toilet. 2. A place to poop in the south.

After that Chili Dog, I barely made it to the tawlet

by biggjohn93 June 16, 2011

Tangeteen

A tangeteen is a fictional type of food utensil developed by Mr. Joe Dumbrowski when performing a fake spelling test in 2017. From what we know, a tangeteen seems to be a fork type device that has the capabilities of wrapping spaghetti.

I eat my spaghetti with a tangeteen.

by ThatMaximilian May 14, 2020

Tabletop Bebop

You're so tired your head keeps falling forward. You're able to catch yourself mid-head fall most times, but eventually you smack your face on the table or whatever might be in front of you. IE. Keyboard, plate of food, etc...

Look at Bobby. He's about to do the Tabletop Bebop!

Jim must have had a rough night, he's doing the Tabletop Bebop.

by KforKendetta November 29, 2010

dog tablet

The act of massaging a woman's throat whlist holding her mouth shut in order to facilitate involuntary semen swallowing. Akin to giving a dog a tablet.

Harold: What did you do for New Years?
Greg: Well, Jenny refused to swallow last night so I had to give her a dog tablet.

by kiiadi December 31, 2009