A beautiful, smart girl who's not afraid to stand up for herself or her friends. She's a tough cookie, and she's not afraid to let out her opinion. A Tanem is usually tanned with beautiful, dark, curly hair. She can easily attract any guy she's interested in. A Tanem can make you laugh when you’re not feeling the best, and you can talk to her for hours without getting bored. If you have a friend with the name of Tanem, be very grateful. Their rare.
Grayson: Yo Eth, who's that hot babe over there?
Ethan: Woah bro, I think that's Tanem.
Grayson: Damn, I'm gonna get her digits now!
Ethan: Woah bro, I think that's Tanem.
Grayson: Damn, I'm gonna get her digits now!
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Get the tanem mug.When 2 or more people pleasure themselves sexually either in close proximity to each other or at a specified time i.e. " We shall all tandembate until our juice flows forth at dusk every seventh day"
Bone Thugs tandembated on my mom!
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Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
by Bumfluff June 25, 2014
Get the nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank mug.This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.
Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas
Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas
"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"
"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"
"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"
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