Tamponing

Tamponing is the girl version of cock blocking.

Kelly - Hey Sarah can I hang out with you and Eric tonight!
Sarah - Girl don't be Tamponing me again. I need the dick.

by Alo Gata Boots June 10, 2013

lampooning

A verb meaning to take the Micky of someone, causing them to feel sad,misunderstood or lonely

Awe are your children lampooning you how hilarious

by Aweeeeepw January 5, 2017

teaspooning

When one accidently pees a little, equivilant to a teaspoon, in their pants. This can be caused by laughing, farting, sneezing, and sometimes it just happens.

I laughed so hard i teaspooned. I secretly love teaspooning. I am a teaspooner and proud of it.

by Meghan O'Neill December 7, 2006

Tamponing

The act of sucking on your (or anyone else's) tampon which you just removed from your (or anyone else's) vagina.

- Eww, look at that girl, she's sucking on her tampon.

- I guess you could call it "tamponing", right?

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X January 23, 2013

Teaspooning

Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...

I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning

by Jonny C 73 September 8, 2009

Tamponing

When the drawstring from one's speedo is hanging out of the leg hole while the person is wearing it, resembling a tampon string.

Dean: Eli, you're tamponing...
Eli: *Tucks string away*

by Liod Fereath January 25, 2012

teaspooning

When you're cuddling with a girl who is way smaller than you, you're no longer spooning, you're teaspooning!

"Bro I'm 6'2 and she's 5'1, when we cuddle we're definitely teaspooning"

by lmaohilarious1993 October 28, 2015