Tampax

An item often found in the possession of a female when the painters are in

You little fucker, you put anthrax on my tampax

by Rogburnergeneral September 16, 2003

Tampax

Tampax is a brand of tampon devised by the city of St. Petersburg, Florida in an effort to make the adjacent city of Tampa look less appealing. It didn't work.

Ha, ha. Tampa sounds like Tampax.

You're an asswipe, you know that.

by TheOneManHerd October 9, 2010

tampax raider

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons

Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

tampax child

adjective; describes an adolescent boy whom has a unnerving interest in womans sanitary products.

Often: wearing a tampon
collecting a tampon
sniffing a used tampon

"They used to call me the tampax child, i guess it explains my love for the japanese flag"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

Tampax tiff

An argument between girlfriends that results from PMS-related irritability.

"Wow, did Rachel really mean to call Sheila a fatassed booty bitch?

Nah, man, they were just having a Tampax tiff. Time of the month."

by Ms. J. January 12, 2012

Glass Tampax

Someone or something that is utterly useless

"That fat fuckers running shoes are as much use as a glass tampax."
"My grandads love rifle is as much use as a glass tampax, cos he's dead"
"The spunk stain on the IVF clinic carpet is as much use as a glass tampon"

by griggy October 21, 2006

tampax pearl

best tampon ever to use

i going insert my tampax pearl

by xxHannah!!xxbitchxx May 10, 2010