Tampanian

A person from Tampa, Florida. Tampanians may be of any race or ethnicity but a typical Tampanian would be of Cuban heritage, tan skin, brown eyes, black or dark brown hair, and bilingual (Spanish and English). Tampanian also refers to the dialect used by the natives of Tampa.

I was born in Tampa, therefore I am a Tampanian.

by Robert Koehler December 24, 2005

Tampwned

When an animal, eg; a dog eats a blood soaked tampon which has been disgarded.

Sam's dog got tampwned!

by Ladd August 24, 2008

Tampwn

1. What happens when you play tampon tag with your boyfriend and happen to whack him in the eye with your bloody horror.
2. That thing someone posted on the Internet... Boy, was it sikk.

Girlfriend- Wanna play this cool game I found?
Boyfriend- What is it?
Girlfriend- TAMPON TAG! YOU'RE IT!
Boyfriend- AHH. FUCK YOU GOT THAT SHIT IN MY EYE.
Girlfriend- Tampwn =

by AyameMarie May 10, 2008

Tampans

What Tom Brady and the Buccaneers will be using after they don't win the Super Bowl next year.

"Hey Gronk, it's Mike. Tom and and Bruce need more Tampans they are in the third and fourth stalls and they're bleeding down low and its getting on the floor."

"Yo Rookie, tell the staff we are out of Tampans and we need some ASAP it's getting bloody in the Bucs locker room right now!"

by Saharatl016 July 7, 2021

Tampanian Whisper

A phenomenon unique to Tampa, FL arising from social situations where strangers aren't sure whether to address each other with southern town-like hospitality or northern city-like aloofness, resulting in one or more strangers hesitantly whispering, mumbling, or even just mouthing pleasantries to each other while making minimal to no eye contact. Also a form of anomie.

Tampanian 1: "..."
Tampanian 2: "Hmphmph..."
Tampanian 1: "Nnn..."
Non-Tampanian: "What was that all about?"
Tampanian 3: "That, my friend, was the Tampanian Whisper."

by gorpoglorp February 3, 2022